Twin Babies





These twin babies were black. They were black as coal. Indeed, they

were blacker than coal, for they glistened in their oily blackness.

They were young baby bears; and so exactly alike that no one could, in

any way, tell the one from the other. And they were orphans. They had

been found at the foot of a small cedar tree on the banks of the

Sacramento River, near the now famous Soda Springs, found by a

tow-headed boy who was very fond of bears and hunting.



But at the time the twin babies were found Soda Springs was only a

wild camp, or way station, on the one and only trail that wound

through the woods and up and down mountains for hundreds of miles,

connecting the gold fields of California with the pastoral settlements

away to the north in Oregon. But a railroad has now taken the place

of that tortuous old packtrail, and you can whisk through these wild

and woody mountains, and away on down through Oregon and up through

Washington, Montana, Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin and on to Chicago

without even once getting out of your car, if you like. Yet such a

persistent ride is not probable, for fish, pheasants, deer, elk, and

bear still abound here in their ancient haunts, and the temptation to

get out and fish or hunt is too great to be resisted.




rose up.--Page 40.]



This place where the baby bears were found was first owned by three

men or, rather, by two men and a boy. One of the men was known as

Mountain Joe. He had once been a guide in the service of General

Fremont, but he was now a drunken fellow and spent most of his time at

the trading post, twenty miles down the river. He is now an old man,

almost blind, and lives in Oregon City, on a pension received as a

soldier of the Mexican war. The other man's name was Sil Reese. He,

also, is living and famously rich--as rich as he is stingy, and that

is saying that he is very rich indeed.



The boy preferred the trees to the house, partly because it was more

pleasant and partly because Sil Reese, who had a large nose and used

it to talk with constantly, kept grumbling because the boy, who had

been wounded in defending the ranch, was not able to work--wash the

dishes, make fires and so on, and help in a general and particular way

about the so-called "Soda Spring Hotel." This Sil Reese was certainly

a mean man, as has, perhaps, been set down in this sketch before.



The baby bears were found asleep, and alone. How they came to be

there, and, above all, how they came to be left long enough alone by

their mother for a feeble boy to rush forward at sight of them, catch

them up in his arms and escape with them, will always be a wonder. But

this one thing is certain, you had about as well take up two

rattlesnakes in your arms as two baby bears, and hope to get off

unharmed, if the mother of the young bears is within a mile of you.

This boy, however, had not yet learned caution, and he probably was

not born with much fear in his make-up. And then he was so lonesome,

and this man Reese was so cruel and so cross, with his big nose like a

sounding fog-horn, that the boy was glad to get even a bear to love

and play with.



They, so far from being frightened or cross, began to root around

under his arms and against his breast, like little pigs, for something

to eat. Possibly their mother had been killed by hunters, for they

were nearly famished. When he got them home, how they did eat! This

also made Sil Reese mad. For, although the boy, wounded as he was,

managed to shoot down a deer not too far from the house almost every

day, and so kept the "hotel" in meat, still it made Reese miserable

and envious to see the boy so happy with his sable and woolly little

friends. Reese was simply mean!



Before a month the little black boys began to walk erect, carry stick

muskets, wear paper caps, and march up and down before the door of the

big log "hotel" like soldiers.



But the cutest trick they learned was that of waiting on the table.

With little round caps and short white aprons, the little black boys

would stand behind the long bench on which the guests sat at the pine

board table and pretend to take orders with all the precision and

solemnity of Southern negroes.



Of course, it is to be confessed that they often dropped things,

especially if the least bit hot; but remember we had only tin plates

and tin or iron dishes of all sorts, so that little damage was done if

a dish did happen to fall and rattle down on the earthen floor.



Men came from far and near and often lingered all day to see these

cunning and intelligent creatures perform.



About this time Mountain Joe fought a duel with another mountaineer

down at the trading post, and this duel, a bloodless and foolish

affair, was all the talk. Why not have the little black fellows fight

a duel also? They were surely civilized enough to fight now!



And so, with a very few days' training, they fought a duel exactly

like the one in which poor, drunken old Mountain Joe was engaged; even

to the detail of one of them suddenly dropping his stick gun and

running away and falling headlong in a prospect hole.



When Joe came home and saw this duel and saw what a fool he had made

of himself, he at first was furiously angry. But it made him sober,

and he kept sober for half a year. Meantime Reese was mad as ever,

more mad, in fact, than ever before. For he could not endure to see

the boy have any friends of any kind. Above all, he did not want

Mountain Joe to stay at home or keep sober. He wanted to handle all

the money and answer no questions. A drunken man and a boy that he

could bully suited him best. Ah, but this man Reese was a mean fellow,

as has been said a time or two before.



As winter came on the two blacks were fat as pigs and fully

half-grown. Their appetites increased daily, and so did the anger and

envy of Mr. Sil Reese.



"They'll eat us out o' house and hum," said the big, towering nose one

day, as the snow began to descend and close up the pack trails. And

then the stingy man proposed that the blacks should be made to

hibernate, as others of their kind. There was a big, hollow log that

had been sawed off in joints to make bee gums; and the stingy man

insisted that they should be put in there with a tight head, and a

pack of hay for a bed, and nailed up till spring to save provisions.



Soon there was an Indian outbreak. Some one from the ranch, or

"hotel," must go with the company of volunteers that was forming down

at the post for a winter campaign. Of course Reese would not go. He

wanted Mountain Joe to go and get killed. But Joe was sober now and he

wanted to stay and watch Reese.



And that is how it came about that the two black babies were tumbled

headlong into a big, black bee gum, or short, hollow log, on a heap of

hay, and nailed up for the winter. The boy had to go to the war.



It was late in the spring when the boy, having neglected to get

himself killed, to the great disgust of Mr. Sil Reese, rode down and

went straight up to the big black bee gum in the back yard. He put his

ear to a knothole. Not a sound. He tethered his mule, came back and

tried to shake the short, hollow log. Not a sound or sign or movement

of any kind. Then he kicked the big black gum with all his might.

Nothing. Rushing to the wood-pile, he caught up an ax and in a moment

had the whole end of the big gum caved in, and, to his infinite

delight, out rolled the twins!



But they were merely the ghosts of themselves. They had been kept in a

month or more too long, and were now so weak and so lean that they

could hardly stand on their feet.



"Kill 'em and put 'em out o' misery," said Reese, for run from him

they really could not, and he came forward and kicked one of them flat

down on its face as it was trying hard to stand on its four feet.



The boy had grown some; besides, he was just from the war and was now

strong and well. He rushed up in front of Reese, and he must have

looked unfriendly, for Sil Reese tried to smile, and then at the same

time he turned hastily to go into the house. And when he got fairly

turned around, the boy kicked him precisely where he had kicked the

bear. And he kicked him hard, so hard that he pitched forward on his

face just as the bear had done. He got up quickly, but he did not look

back. He seemed to have something to do in the house.



In a month the babies, big babies now, were sleek and fat. It is

amazing how these creatures will eat after a short nap of a few

months, like that. And their cunning tricks, now! And their kindness

to their master! Ah! their glossy black coats and their brilliant

black eyes!



And now three men came. Two of these men were Italians from San

Francisco. The third man was also from that city, but he had an

amazing big nose and refused to eat bear meat. He thought it was pork.



They took tremendous interest in the big black twins, and stayed all

night and till late next day, seeing them perform.



"Seventy-five dollars," said one big nose to the other big nose, back

in a corner where they thought the boy did not hear.



"One hundred and fifty. You see, I'll have to give my friends fifty

each. Yes, it's true I've took care of 'em all winter, but I ain't

mean, and I'll only keep fifty of it."



The boy, bursting with indignation, ran to Mountain Joe with what he

had heard. But poor Joe had been sober for a long time, and his eyes

fairly danced in delight at having $50 in his own hand and right to

spend it down at the post.



And so the two Italians muzzled the big, pretty pets and led them

kindly down the trail toward the city, where they were to perform in

the streets, the man with the big nose following after the twins on a

big white mule.



And what became of the big black twin babies? They are still

performing, seem content and happy, sometimes in a circus, sometimes

in a garden, sometimes in the street. They are great favorites and

have never done harm to anyone.



And what became of Sil Reese? Well, as said before, he still lives, is

very rich and very miserable. He met the boy--the boy that was--on the

street the other day and wanted to talk of old times. He told the boy

he ought to write something about the old times and put him, Sil

Reese, in it. He said, with that same old sounding nose and sickening

smile, that he wanted the boy to be sure and put his, Sil Reese's

name, in it so that he could show it to his friends. And the boy has

done so.



The boy? You want to know what the boy is doing? Well, in about a

second he will be signing his autograph to the bottom of this story

about his twin babies.





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